1
I’m not very religious, but right now I’d love to squeeze the sweet baby Jesus and cover his face with kisses.
2
Who sent you? Was it Coco? Answer me! I ain’t got all day. I’ve got a dinner to attend!
Hedgie: Dinner ?!? Coco made me do it!
Hedgie: Dinner ?!? Coco made me do it!
3
The question of the night, asked by my girl Ellen DeGeneres: Why didn’t the teddy bear ask for seconds? He was stuffed! On that note… Help little teddy bear Ellen find her real daddy.
4
Boy, was I smart enough to wire Hedgie and add that damn note. Who knew Scruffy would go straight to the Underboss who hired me. That would have been me playing Russian Roulette with Memo right there.
5
My big turkey butt… I mean heart and sweet tater chews will make Memo lick out loud all the information I need.
6
I see a bony lady with a pearl necklace sitting on the steps of an old building waiting for the man of her dreams.
Sparkles: Does that mean Flávio will never marry me?
Jabba: I never said never, but it’s not gonna happen today.
Sparkles: Does that mean Flávio will never marry me?
Jabba: I never said never, but it’s not gonna happen today.
7
And they all answered: Coco made me do it!
8
I wasn’t sure, but I swear I knew I wasn’t the father of that little, stuffed brat! Sorry Gus, but you’ll have to take that one for the team.
9
Mon amie, if I’m in trouble, you’re in big trouble. Love doesn’t pay your hotel bill, I do.
Hermès: Oh, my très magnifique Coco. I promise to make you up. I make big celebration and invite everyone.
Hermès: Oh, my très magnifique Coco. I promise to make you up. I make big celebration and invite everyone.