Odie: Sure thing! I love Ellen! She rocks!
Munchkin runs into Odie tanning on the beach. Odie is testing his new high-tech eyeglasses from China. The super eyeglasses send images to the brain based on the keywords of a conversation.
In his own voice: Since when is Frances the fluffin’ Michael Corleone?
Memo is furious. The family wasn’t pleased to see his name on the scrabble board. He wants to confront Scruffy immediately.
I interrupt your Late Night with me for an urgent announcement. Scruffy’s been reported missing. If you find Scruffy, please return him to Lucy. Back to the show… The question of the night, asked by my buddy Borat, is: What has 4 legs but can’t walk?
Lucy is on a mission to find Scruffy. She asks Louis to make a public announcement on his daily show Late Night with Louis.
Scruffy: How about some tennis? I brought tennis balls.
Scruffy is called for a meeting with Memo. He’s scared for his life but as any polite guest should, he brings little gifts for the Ohmydoggies family. Charlie Brown slips his informant Hedgie into Scruffy’s gift purse.
Odie: I sure am! That episode when the sexy beast Mariah was on the show. Hmm, love me some Mariah!
Munchkin: And where is my cousin? Little Ellen?
Odie: What cousin?!? Oh no… The damn glasses!
Munchkin returns to pick up little Ellen, but she is nowhere to be seen. The glasses mixed up little Ellen with Ellen DeGeneres.
Flàvio: Only if I can stay for an hour.
In the meantime, Sparkles goes to the dressing room to change. There she finds little Ellen napping on the floor.
Gus: I thought we were singing. Man, am I glad to be an innocent bystander watching the show for once!
Tiger: Whatever. You know what happens to innocent bystanders, right? Collateral damage!
After a long flight, Gus naps under the chair. He hears Tiger scream, jumps up and hits his head on their chair bottom. Now he screams too.
Flávio: Damn right, I’m your.. Oh hell nah… I swear by God, I’m not your daddy!
Sparkles: Don’t lie to me, Flavio! You and Munchkin?!? I know! Don’t make a Karrueche out of me!
Flávio smoothly enters the dressing room. As soon as he enters, little Ellen gets very excited.
May(a)once gracefully walks in, wearing nothing but high heels. She sits down on the chair. Hermes’ legs turn to jelly, he drops to the floor surrendering to the convulsion of love.