1
Protection racket or witness protection? That’s the question. OMD, someone is at my door. They’re here. Dog have mercy…
2
Come out, come out, where ever you are! Scruffylein, my little sunshine… You can’t hide from me, Scruffy love. Mama Lucy will find you.
3
Why did I ignite the Madonna and Lady Gaga beef again? I was bored, right. Now I’m 2 steps behind. But I do have an idea. Beyonce, Mayonce… who’ll notice the difference?
4
I’m glad your love life is blooming while this part of the world is coming to an end, thanks to Scrabble Scruffy. You must come home. Now!
5
Sparkles, when I look into your eyes, I see… a very handsome man… swimming in the ocean… of love.
Sparkles: You are so humble, my beloved Flavio.
Sparkles: You are so humble, my beloved Flavio.
6
I could take little Ellen to the beach. Kids love beaches, right? Little Ellen can build a sand castle while I’ll respond to an email or two.
7
Max: From now on refer to me as Marnie.
Beau in Diddy’s voice: It’s the Remix!
Potato: Fluff that, I’m lawyering up. Innocent until proven guilty!
Beau in Diddy’s voice: It’s the Remix!
Potato: Fluff that, I’m lawyering up. Innocent until proven guilty!
8
Listen, Hedgie. You have two options: work for me or be Ohmydoggies’ side order. Choose wisely!
Hedgie: What’s the main course?
Hedgie: What’s the main course?
9
Hello, my lovely Beauyonce. You look so magnifique that I want to slap your granny.