The Perfect Toyfriend

I hear many women complain about how difficult it is to find a decent boyfriend. I totally don’t think so. I found one in no time. Actually, I wasn’t even looking. One day I came home, and he was sitting on the living room floor. After a thorough inspection I found him very charming. He always smiles, never complains, cares less about food, football or beer, and… when you softly touch his remote control button he sings a song or two. He will definitely never make it in the Billboard Charts, but it does the magic for now. I’m not sure how long this relationship will last but it is a great feeling to come home to someone who doesn’t eat your food while you are away.

iPuchi