A Furious Tango

I don’t like showers. It’s a total waste of time. Just a couple of days later you are back to square one, the stinky little gizmo that you are. It’s not the hot water stream that hits you on your head when you least expect it, that makes me so furious. Not even the shampoo, allegedly for sensitive skin, that puts your eye balls on fire. It’s the time that I waste during this unpleasant procedure. That ignites my fury. I could be doing something way more important and useful, like watch YouTube videos while devouring delicious cookies. Luckily, I’m very skilled at fury management. I release the demons of my fury using extraordinary dancing and singing techniques.

Watch my furious tango performance.